Rage against the machine

I read this in­ter­est­ing post in a blog on Computerworld​.com last week:

People over 30 hate cell phones

By Mike Egan

A re­search firm has found that peo­ple over 30 use just 12 per­cent of the fea­tures on their cell phones and feel frus­trated and over­whelmed by cell phone com­plex­ity. And it’s not just ex­otic fea­tures adults strug­gle with, but even ba­sics like check­ing voice mail, us­ing ad­dress books and dialing.

The firm, Half Moon Bay Calif.-based Bowen Research, found that peo­ple un­der the age of 30 use about half of their phones’ features. 

More than one third of the peo­ple over 30 sur­veyed by Bowen Research ex­pressed “deep frus­tra­tion” about their cell phones.

Here are a few quotes from the study pub­lished in a Bowen press release:

“I never quite know what I’m do­ing af­ter a year and a half.“
“If it’s too com­pli­cated, it just re­ally isn’t worth it.“
“Not in­tu­itive at all.“
“To this day, I don’t know how to check voicemail.”

Multiple re­spon­dents said many cell phone fea­tures are “im­pos­si­ble to learn” and that cell phones are “out of your control.”

Where did they find these lud­dites sur­vey par­tic­i­pants? Living un­der rocks?

As some­one who is — ahem — over 30, I want to dis­pel any no­tion that the ma­jor­ity of us are tech­no­log­i­cally re­tarded (or “e-tarded”.) I am pretty savvy when it comes to tech­nol­ogy. I can fig­ure things out within min­utes, even with­out an in­struc­tion man­ual. While I love the scratchy sounds of a nee­dle hit­ting vinyl, I just love my iPod. My Laserdisc player and VCR are col­lect­ing dust while I fawn over my PVR. I’m def­i­nitely not “old school” when it comes to technology.

But I do hate cell phones, and not for the rea­sons noted in the article.

I grew up in a time be­fore cell phones, when there were mo­ments you were ac­tu­ally un­reach­able. You didn’t know the minu­tiae of stranger’s lives when you rode the bus. When the com­pany you were with wouldn’t ig­nore you to read their lat­est text message.

Source: Gizmodo​.com

Don’t get me wrong — I en­joy and take ad­van­tage of the con­ve­niences tech­nol­ogy has given me. It has come into my life grad­u­ally, how­ever, and I have been able to choose which tools fit my life. Future gen­er­a­tions will come into this world com­pletely con­nected to tech­nol­ogy. They will know no other way of life. They will com­mu­ni­cate more through tech­nol­ogy and in­ter­per­sonal re­la­tion­ships will become…well, less personal.

Having a cell phone is some­thing I chose to buy; it wasn’t forced on me. The cost is min­i­mal and it pro­vides me with some ben­e­fits and ef­fi­cien­cies. But it does not rule my life. I have friends whose lives would be turned up­side down if they lost their cell phones. Me? I still keep an ad­dress book. I choose face-to-face con­ver­sa­tions over those con­ducted by text mes­sag­ing. I use my cell phone to fa­cil­i­tate get-togethers, not re­place them.

I hate cell phones be­cause they en­croach on a way of life where we in­ter­act with each other in per­son. Humans evolve over time to adapt to their environments, but were we fail­ing as a species be­fore the ad­vent of cell phones? I don’t think so.

Or maybe I’ve never been much of a phone per­son to be­gin with.

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9 Responses to “Rage against the machine”

  1. Dar says:

    Couldn’t have said it bet­ter! I’m so be­hind the times, I’m just read­ing your post now! ;)

    Ok, well, I’m about to get on my cell phone while falling off a bike into traf­fic fraught with com­pletely un­aware dri­vers! Love that, Andy! You know, I saw a young fe­male dri­ver the other day on her cell phone about to make a left turn with her right sig­nal on…Grrrr that makes me mad!

    Keep up the posts, Bön! I love your writing!

  2. bonsmots says:

    The thing about tech­nol­ogy is that once you have it, you won­der how you could have done with­out it. But it is possible.

    I know a few lud­dites who don’t have cell phones or Facebook ac­counts and I envy them. Is there a detox pro­gram for Facebook or FriendFeed?

  3. Andy Donovan says:

    Hey Bön,

    Excellent take on the issue…I think most would agree that hav­ing a cell is great (and all the Crackberry users would con­cur) but some­times you don’t or rather shouldn’t be on the phone at all…take all the dri­vers in this morn­ing that cut me off be­cause they were tied up too much to use their sig­nal lights).

    Here’s when you know it’s get­ting out of hand when you see a young teenager try­ing to nav­i­gate and al­most fall off his bi­cy­cle on St. Clair Avenue all while talk­ing on his cellphone…I don’t think I was al­lowed to even talk on a land line when I was that age. Cheers,

    Andy

  4. I’ve of­ten said “I’m just not that im­por­tant” as the rea­son I gave up us­ing a cell phone about three years ago.

    I just couldn’t see how any­one would be in­ter­ested in hear­ing me trans­mit: “I, honey, I’m at the Victoria Park Station; al­most home!” or “Hi, traffic’s bad; be home later.” That’s the kind of stuff I over­hear all the time from peo­ple teth­ered to their phones. Drives me nuts.

    However, my hus­band and son (both cell phone users) are get­ting pretty fed up with me. They like to know where I am. They like me keep­ing in touch. (I feel quite reck­less when I don’t re­port on my where­abouts; so, per­haps not own­ing a cell phone is more about me want­ing to feel free and independent.)

    Go fig­ure.

  5. bonsmots says:

    Thanks, Michelle. Cell phone eti­quette goes both ways, though; you switch off your phone dur­ing cer­tain events and sit­u­a­tions so as not to dis­turb those around you. You can’t be ex­pected to have your cell phone on all the time, can you?

    Besides, some rules are made to be broken. ; )

  6. Michelle says:

    I com­pletely agree with you. Having a cell phone also leaves lit­tle room for “me time” these days, with the ex­pec­ta­tion that cell phone users can be reached any­where and any time. I like the idea of be­ing un­reach­able (as you call it), but I feel that if my cell phone is ever switched off when some­one calls, it goes against mod­ern cell phone etiquette.

  7. bonsmots says:

    It’s a di­nosaur — a Sony. It’s not hooked up, though.

  8. Parker says:

    You still have a laserdisc player? That’s awesome.

    Agreed that cell phones should be used to fa­cil­i­tate face to face rather than re­place it.

    On a re­lated note…I told my coworker (Duane) that I needed a new phone and he sug­gested I get a Jitterbug — http://​www​.jit​ter​bug​.com/​P​h​o​n​e​s​.​a​spx

  9. Eric Lee says:

    Well said… Great in­for­ma­tion, keep up the great work!

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