Monday, April 19:

I know what has hap­pened to your sex­ual life. This cruel dis­as­ter is called impotence.

Um, I think the Chinese, Haitians and Chileans would dis­agree with what you con­sider a ‘disaster’.

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Sexual im­po­tence in men is one of the most poorly ex­plored med­ical impairments.

Yes, there are only three med­ica­tions for this on the mar­ket. Why stop there? I say we di­vert funds from can­cer re­search to ex­plore this ‘impairment’.