This lovely email was sent to a friend of mine on OKStupid. As she put it: Can one be cute and magnificent at the same time? I say, yes, just like this email can be stupid and nauseating at the same time. whats up baby,beautification is an understatement but the word pretty and cute are the best word to describe […]
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The Perfect Man
May 24th, 2011
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Written on a napkin from the bar at The Drake. With tongue planted firmly in (my own) cheek.
Email From A Guy: Disney Edition
January 26th, 2011
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My friend Jen received this letter from a suitor on OKStupid. (Thanks for sharing!) It’s all I can do to keep the bile down. Is he looking for a date or does he want to rescue a princess? Gentleman, no woman falls for this shit. Unless she has hundreds of stuffed animals on her bed, has read every Harlequin romance novel […]
Email From A Guy: Sir Loin of Beef Edition
January 23rd, 2011
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Him: A gentleman introduction of utmost importance to u Your Knight in shiney armour awaits. Me: You spelled “shiny” wrong. A gentleman introduction of utmost importance to u Jan. 22, 2011 – 1:18am Your Knight in shiney armour awaits.A gentleman introduction of utmost importance to u Jan. 22, 2011 – 1:18am Your Knight in shiney armour awaits.
