Archive for the ‘Dating’ Category

Email From a Guy: “I see London, I see France” Edition

Christmas is a won­der­ful time of year. I re­ceived this “gift” on the week­end from OKStupid. Enjoy. Hello Ant Andre how are you?. lovely pic­tures.. i would like to chat and get to know you… I’m from south America, I’ve in Canada for over 20 years. i will an­swer any ques­tion you may have and add to it for you to see […]

I’m too sexy for your dating site

It’s the lit­tle things that put the spring in your step (and the ego into over­drive)… This email was sent to me last week: We are very pleased to re­port that you are in the top half of OkCupid’s most at­trac­tive users. The scales re­cently tipped in your fa­vor, and we thought you’d like to know. How […]

Reasons Why I May Be Single: Early 20th Century Edition

I love vin­tage ads. They cer­tainly didn’t beat around the bush back then. They told you, in very frank and ex­plicit terms, why you needed to buy this prod­uct — you were too fat, you were too ugly, you were sin­gle! In these times of sub­lim­i­nal mes­sag­ing, where the misog­yny be­hind an ad is hid­den in sub­text and […]

Neither an of­fi­cer nor a gentleman

Like most women my age, I have al­ways har­boured fan­tasies about a uni­formed man com­ing into my place of work, lit­er­ally sweep­ing me off my feet and car­ry­ing me off into the sunset. In An Officer and a Gentleman, Richard Gere dons a white naval uni­form and does ex­actly that to Debra Winger. We all re­mem­ber it — it’s stored in our men­tal fil­ing cabinet, […]

Email From A Guy: Harlequin Romance Edition

lovely day for walk along the wa­ter maybe not lol maybe a bon­fire at nite and a bot­tle of wine we could look at the stars or play in the sand just a thought lol cudlyandsoft@xxx.xx luv to chat on msn or phone im ital­ian french luv my cot­tage and play­ing sports an­to­nio xo you are so geor­geous wow […]

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