March of 1983 must of ushered in some kind of spring fever, because there is no other way to explain this drivel. As you read this, you’ll notice I once thought 30 was middle-aged. I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and smack by 14-year-old self.
Well, what do you know! O’Toole can’t talk that good, so we’re getting a free period! And I’m splittin early today, like at 3:00. Boogie has band, and like it’s totally boring, so I’m going home and watch “General Hospital”. It’s getting good, Holly lost her baby, they have a hunch on who killed Susan, and Blackie (uhh!) is helping out this girl (runaway) who doesn’t even have eyes for him. Stupid fool. If I could have 10 minutes alone with that guy, heavens knows what would happen. I’m in a happy mood today, I don’t know why. Tomorrow we have a Math Test — (yuck) — Enzo got suspended, and I have projects up to my ears, and I got –3 in my net words in typing — sad case, man. Boogie always makes up sad poems, so I’ll try:
dead kittens, dead kittens,
means no more mittens
They ate their pie
and said goodbye
Who knows they would die,
Oh me, oh my,
dead kittens, dead kittens
S-a-a-ad, man, with a capital S. Now I know why Boogie’s deranged as she is. Well, these 10 minutes are taking quite long, so I might as well go. Bye!
Chello! I guess you were reading those notes, eh? Well, sorry I haven’t been writing in you lately, but you know, work, work, work! It behooves me to say, did you watch “Square Pegs” last night? Those guys who were playing were such babes, they looked like the Stray Cats. Anyways, I hear we’re gonna dissect frogs today. Good, ’cause I hear they give you warts — or was it toads? Well, I don’t know what to write in you, journal, except that Enzo is back, Daniela still loves Lino, Elena has long hair, Boogie’s got frizzy hair, and what do I have? — not only beautiful hair, but I got flair! Oh-oh, I think I’ve been reading Medusa’s journal too much. Ahhhh– I’m turning to stone! Ohh, save me, help me. Why am I writing in red? I don’t know. Hey, Medusa, if you’re reading this, I think you’re a ignorant slut! Your menacing hair and your rough face makes my puke undesirably. (Just jokin’.) Bye! Have a wonderful day!
Hi! Did yu hear about Mark B — — – ‘s father? Well, there was this robbery, and a window was smashed of a department or jewelry store, and Mark’s father was repairing it and didn’t notice the live wire that killed him. I don’t even know the guy, but I still feel sorry for him. You know you makes my day everytime I see him? E.M., you know. Well today’s Dianna D — — s’ birthday, and did you see that hunk-of-a-babe Jeff Colby on Dynasty last night? That Kirby chick is one lucky bitch! Well, I don’t know what to write about today, so I think I’ll leave it up to here. Bye!
Chello! Today’s Elena’s birthday (F — — -) and Elena C — – ‘s was the day before. I’m sorry I haven’t written in you the other day, but I had to do my Eng. homework. Boogie’s sick (No, no in the head — she’s always sick in the head, if you know what I mean), and she stayed home (no, not in the institution, at home) and she has a stomach ache (probably from the food they serve there or from the shock treatments). I shouldn’t make fun of her when she’s sick but, well, that’s me! This throat is killing me, and did you see “Gone with the Wind” yesterday? That’s my favourite oldie.
I think E.M. knows and Diane L — – likes him. Well, if he goes for her, she can have him. You know what I’m scared of? Someone reading this, except for Daniela. All this stuff in here, man. Well tomorrow’s St. Pat’s day, and we can dress up like little leprechauns in snotty green. But don’t take me wrong, I’m not prejudice or anything, it’s just that they could’ve picked another coloiur, like — purple! or better yet, pink or red! or all those other snazzy colours. Well, chow!
P.S. Love ya!
Even though it’s March break next week, you won’t be lonely! I’ll be writing my secrets in you!
Hello! It’s March 27th, Sunday, and it’s back to torture tomorrow! Ooh, what I have to tell you, boy! I’ve tried to get picked up once, someone fell in love with me, and we were looked at by so many gorgeous hunks of guys, man. We went downtown, the library, and went to see “the Outsiders”. Wait ’till I return!
“Hungry like the wolf” is playing now on the radio. I get hungry like the wolf when I see them, man. Now, about when I was getting picked up. Well, we were (Angie + me) waiting outside the changing room of Stitches waiting for Boogie, while she was trying on polo shirts (which took practically all day), and while we were trying to break down the door, this middle-aged (maybe 30) came up to us and on his side was this cute guy who was about my age and then the man started asking for my no. and I said no, my mother would kill me! and then he asked me if I wanted his and I said no. Then he asked me if I wanted a date with him. I said no to everything. I don’t think he liked it when his friend was always pushing him like that and he said that his friend was coo-coo and then he went back to work. I know all this time you must think I’m coo-coo, but I hate it when guys push their friends, and then we were going to the can, and we were all staring at him and then when Ang + Boogie turned around, he motioned his head to me to come over. Well, like a fool, I didn’t go cause I didn’t fee like it and plus I dunno if he was taking to me!
Chello! After school today is soccer practice. I’m glad that no one can read my writing, because if they try to look at you, they can’t understand it. I stayed up till 11:30 last night doing my science project. Sometimes Mr. V. drives me up the wall. Did you happen to catch “The Thorn Birds” last night? Oh, I forgot, I don’t have a T.V. in my locker. Well, anyway, the main character, played by Richard Chamerlain, in one scene, he was completely nude except for the towel. Angie must have been freaking out, totally. And if there’s another thing I hate is typing. Miss C. can stick her drills for cycles you know where! Every time I look at Boogie, I start to laugh, I dunno why. Maybe Mario dropped her because when they were makin’ out, her hair was probably all stuck in her face. Bye! (hahaha)
Oh, today we have a science test, and I couldn’t study ’cause Boogie has my notes. I have to go stoody because we have science next, ’cause we have a short day and periods are only half an hour! Bye!