Posts Tagged ‘Darwin Awards’

I’m so red-faced…

…be­cause I am em­bar­rassed. I have the worst case of sun­burn in re­cent mem­ory. When I was young, before there was talk of de­plet­ing ozone lay­ers and melanoma, my 14-year-old self would slather on baby oil and bake in the sun. When I was 30 years old, I would visit a tan­ning sa­lon to ac­quire a ‘base tan’ be­fore spend­ing days bak­ing un­der the Mediterranean sun. Born with […]

Subscribe to RSS Feed Follow me on Twitter!