My friend Jen received this letter from a suitor on OKStupid. (Thanks for sharing!) It’s all I can do to keep the bile down. Is he looking for a date or does he want to rescue a princess? Gentleman, no woman falls for this shit. Unless she has hundreds of stuffed animals on her bed, has read every Harlequin romance novel […]
Posts Tagged ‘online dating’
Email From A Guy: Sir Loin of Beef Edition
January 23rd, 2011
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Him: A gentleman introduction of utmost importance to u Your Knight in shiney armour awaits. Me: You spelled “shiny” wrong. A gentleman introduction of utmost importance to u Jan. 22, 2011 – 1:18am Your Knight in shiney armour awaits.A gentleman introduction of utmost importance to u Jan. 22, 2011 – 1:18am Your Knight in shiney armour awaits.
Email From a Guy: “I see London, I see France” Edition
December 21st, 2010
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Christmas is a wonderful time of year. I received this “gift” on the weekend from OKStupid. Enjoy. Hello Ant Andre how are you?. lovely pictures.. i would like to chat and get to know you… I’m from south America, I’ve in Canada for over 20 years. i will answer any question you may have and add to it for you to see […]
I’m too sexy for your dating site
May 25th, 2010
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It’s the little things that put the spring in your step (and the ego into overdrive)… This email was sent to me last week: We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid’s most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you’d like to know. How […]
Neither an officer nor a gentleman
April 27th, 2010
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Like most women my age, I have always harboured fantasies about a uniformed man coming into my place of work, literally sweeping me off my feet and carrying me off into the sunset. In An Officer and a Gentleman, Richard Gere dons a white naval uniform and does exactly that to Debra Winger. We all remember it — it’s stored in our mental filing cabinet, […]
