I like junk emails that follow proper grammar and spelling rules. Are you fed up with size of your manhood? Do you feel inadequate around women and indeed other guys? In every man’s mind there is a want to enlarge his penis. Many search out ways to do this and sometimes it works and sometimes not. Men equate a larger […]
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Junk Email of the Day — Mister Softee Edition
April 19th, 2010
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Monday, April 19: I know what has happened to your sexual life. This cruel disaster is called impotence. Um, I think the Chinese, Haitians and Chileans would disagree with what you consider a ‘disaster’. Bonus email! Sexual impotence in men is one of the most poorly explored medical impairments. Yes, there are only three medications for this on […]
Junk Email of the Day: Special Edition
May 12th, 2009
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I received this in my junk email folder at work today. Clearly, my spam filters are set too high — I narrowly missed being recognized for my achievements. Dear Bonnie, It is my pleasure to inform you that you are being considered for inclusion into the 2009 – 2010 Princeton Premier Business Leaders and Professionals Honors Edition section of the registry. The […]
